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How to Eat Pussy like a Champ: Crucial Tips from 10 Women

Regardless of how old you are, you can always learn a thing or two when it comes to sex, and more specifically, oral sex. Today, you are going to learn how to eat pussy like a true champion and by the time you are done with her vagina, she’ll be unable to talk, walk or function like a normal person for at least half an hour after. So you better listen up since these oral techniques are somewhat boom diggity. Below you will find some of the most useful tips extracted from 10 women on how to eat pussy like a sex god.

  • Gently begin like a fluttering butterfly and finish like a hungry bulldog devouring a bowl of oatmeal.

Be gentle and start slowly. Don’t rush since you’ve got all the time that you need. “Begin like a fluttering butterfly and finish like a hungry bulldog devouring a bowl of oatmeal.”

  • Soft, not rough

“Sadly, a lot of people tend to go at it too hard, perhaps in the belief that pressure is more exhilarating or simply that’s how they enjoy it on their cock. Hard sucking or licks doesn’t feel perfect to me as it gets into overstimulation and some instances of pain. But gentle flickers that alternate with light circles or sweeps is a ticket to heaven. Also, ensuring that the woman is comfortable both emotionally and psychologically is crucial. Let her on her back as you tell her how hot and beautiful her cookie is. Take an ample time kissing and caressing her while looking her deep in the eyes before going down. Don’t lose your touch while down there. Continue caressing her thighs as you gently spread her knees apart while occasionally reaching up to touch and squeezing her boobs. Smile and murmur occasionally as a reassurance that you like it and aren’t feeling gross. If you come along with the demeanor and the look of martyrdom, nobody is going to have any fun.”

  • If she says ‘Don’t stop,’ Please, DO NOT STOP, DAMMIT

During your oral sex session, there will be two types of communication from your girl: Verbal communication and non-verbal communication. However, non-verbal is the most prominent. When she bites her lip, squirms, groans, moans, moves her hips, grabs your head or the sheets, it means that you keep doing what you are doing and don’t hesitate to stop. “Begin slowly from the top. Gently kiss her, slowly, and then firmly – you’ve got all the time in the world. Kiss and lick some her sensitive spots- behind her pulse joints, her ear, in between her collarbones. Move down slowly as you suck her nipples while touching and caressing her boobs.

As you move down, kiss down her stomach, sucking under her navel, maybe even kissing along the edges of her underwear as your hands roam over her butt, gently squeezing, and even smacking it if she’s into that stuff. Kiss her along the thighs as you move upwards. Gently rake your fingers along her thighs. Begin with a long, slow lick. Go exploring, especially with her clitoris. Attempt thrusting in using your tongue or get a finger inside and curl it upwards as you crook it towards yourself. Lick the clitoris as you dive into her like you’ve never tasted something good before. Establish a rhythm. You don’t need to go slow or super fast, just keep the same pace until she cums.”

  • It will be different each time, therefore, master the art of communication

Are you ready for this advice? Of course, you are. “Every time you get to go down on her, it will be different. Something that may have worked wonders before may not work this time round and something she liked about yesterday may feel somewhat uncomfortable today. Each day is different, and it’s always important to communicate.”

  • Every Pussy is Totally Different

    Be Gentle……

“All pussies aren’t the same. One style of eating pussy or a place on the clit isn’t a guarantee that every woman will experience some orgasm. Women pussies aren’t like Coke machines where you can put in a quarter and an orgasm falls out immediately. If anything, you need to explore enthusiastically and confidently while paying attention to breathing, groaning, moaning, and other requests. Asking is vital when you aren’t finding your way.

We enjoy when you do something to us that we truly enjoy. There are plenty of women out there who don’t expect an orgasm but that doesn’t mean that you can’t try your best for as long as you are willing. 2 to 3 licks and 1 minute is pretty disgusting, and I have kicked out guys out of bed for that “are you ready?” after half a minute of pussy play. What a silly question!”

  • Get the LOCATION of her clitoris and TARGET your tongue there!

“Hey there, don’t just close your eyes and immediately embark into licking everything like a kitten with no eyes! Look at the vagina and LOCATE her clitoris. After that, simply TARGET your tongue there! It’s simple as that.”

  • Basically, just make out with it

“Hottest thing…..simply, make out with the P. It’s all yours. Worship it. Love it, and tell her that it’s very pretty.”

  • There’s nothing wrong for asking if you can’t find her clit

“First, all women are different and so are their private parts. Here’s how to approach the art of cunnilingus:

Locate her clit.

Use your tongue and gently go round the edges of her labia and vulva. Apply long and gentle strokes up and down. Suck and kiss it. Eventually, go faster depending on the response and once you are doing that trick with your tongue, DO NOT STOP. In some cases, you may have to use your fingers to open her ‘lips’ so as to find her clit. In fact, some women like it if you finger them the same time when you play with them using your tongue.

The best feeling comes in when a guy takes his ample time down there and knows how to tease. The good part is the first flick of his tongue against the clit. Goodness… that feels absolutely good. And don’t forget… if you are having difficulties finding her clit… you can just ask. ”

  • DO NOT slobber your whole face/mouth over the vulva

“What’s the reason of slobbering your whole face/mouth over the vulva? Don’t do that. The worst experience is when men who have beard stubbles do this. It’s uncomfortable and hurts. In fact, it isn’t pleasurable in the least! Don’t suck the clit (but some women like that). Just use the tip of your tongue while applying very little pressure at the beginning (you can increase the pressure when she gets aroused). The biggest mistake is attempting to be too rough and putting on too much pressure.”

  • Kiss every sensitive spot on her body, and work your way down to her hips

“Kiss your woman-begin with gentle and sensual kisses on her lips. Kiss every sensitive spot (not EVERY spot), and work your way as you go down her hips…

Don’t rush-when you finally decide to show her some mercy and bring teasing to an end, begin with few gentle licks around the lips as you take your time working your way through the rough stuff –if such excites her-.

Swallow- I guess you aren’t in the dark regarding what I’m talking about! If you are doing it right, there are chances that she will squirt in your mouth. Don’t freak out. Encourage her, and when she does, go ahead and give her all the courtesy that you’d deserve and swallow every drop.

Now, finish her off-if you aren’t good at locating her clit, LEARN! The clit qualifies as an erroneous zone for a girl. Therefore, make sure to pay special attention to her clit. Gently massage it with your tongue while paying attention to all her verbal and non-verbal language. If anything, engage in whatever act that brings out the best reaction!”

In a nutshell, whether you like it or not, eating pussy is something that you’ll just learn to love at some point in time, especially if you want a good sex life. If you happen to be that sort of guy who doesn’t like going down on your woman/girl, then be prepared to lose her for someone who will. Today, we live in a fickle dating society whereby you can easily be replaced by a young energetic buck who is very eager to please her. While there’s more to a relationship or dating than just oral sex, you may be surprised to find out that it’s a very BIG deal for girls or women. Once you become a master at oral, there are high chances that your girl will be more than willing to give your mind blowing blowjobs to return the favor.

Good luck you young pussy licker!