Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks 2 lbs.
Brand: Little Genie
Price: $33.00

Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of... well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! That''s right, folks – 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity!Introducing Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks – the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politician''s convention, and they''re all sour enough to make your...
Color: Multi-Color
Why You'll Love It
Imagine the laughter and surprise on your friends' faces when they discover a jar of these cheeky treats! Not only does it spark joy and fun in any gathering, but it also gives you a great conversation starter that lifts the mood and builds connections. Plus, who doesn't love a deliciously sour treat that encourages playful mischief?
Expert Tip
Pro Tip: To keep the surprise fresh and exciting, save this jar for special occasions or when you want to lighten the mood. Storing it in a cool, dry place will maintain its sour goodness!
Frequently Asked Questions
What are Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks made of?
The Sour Dicks are made of candy, typical of novelty candy items. They are intended for fun and enjoyment, but if you have any specific allergies or dietary restrictions, it's best to check the ingredient label before consumption.
How should I use Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks?
Simply open the jar and enjoy the candy! They make a hilarious gift or party favor and can be eaten at your convenience—just be prepared for the laughs and comments that follow!
How should I store Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks?
To maintain freshness, store the jar in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Ensure the lid is tightly secured after each use to keep your candy from getting stale.
Are there any cleaning instructions for the jar?
While the jar itself is not designed for repeated use beyond storing candy, you can clean it with warm soap and water if needed. Make sure to dry it thoroughly before storing it.
What should I know about shipping and discretion?
We understand that discretion is important for novelty items like this. Your order will be shipped in plain packaging without any labels that could disclose the product inside, ensuring your privacy.
Is there a warranty or return policy for this product?
As a novelty candy item, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks generally cannot be returned once opened for health and safety reasons. However, if your product arrives damaged or defective, please contact customer service for assistance.
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